Truth be told, cats can in fact be evil, but their Hitler like upper lip hair has nothing to do with it. My sister's cat, an inbred calico from her husband's family SC barn, is completely psycho. Sratch her behind the ears and she purrs and purrs and then without warning turns around and whacks you with open claws. Not little love taps, but deli slicer deep cuts. Many an adult and kid, including my daughter, have run screaming from this beast.
I've never owned one of these psycho cats fortunately. Jackson can attest that my cats tend to be unusually fat and lovey. They also sleep alot.
The best thing about cats is that they poop in a box and don't eat your girlfriends sunglasses.
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Truth be told, cats can in fact be evil, but their Hitler like upper lip hair has nothing to do with it. My sister's cat, an inbred calico from her husband's family SC barn, is completely psycho. Sratch her behind the ears and she purrs and purrs and then without warning turns around and whacks you with open claws. Not little love taps, but deli slicer deep cuts. Many an adult and kid, including my daughter, have run screaming from this beast.
I've never owned one of these psycho cats fortunately. Jackson can attest that my cats tend to be unusually fat and lovey. They also sleep alot.
The best thing about cats is that they poop in a box and don't eat your girlfriends sunglasses.
something's wrong - all those cats look like Chaplin to me.
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