Monday, February 20, 2006

Has Anybody Noticed

That Bode Miller totally sucks?

Also, I've decided that when any figure skater uses the Albinoni Adagio for their program, it should be required that they use the Yngwie Malmsteen version at the beginning of "Black Star."

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

To be fair, your post should read, "Has Anybody Noticed That Bode Miller Totally Sucks This Week?"

He IS a jerkoff, and so far he's pulled an all-time choke job in Turin, but he's also one of the best skiers in the world.

Anonymous said...

I disagree w. the Bode Miller being "one of the best skiers in the world" description.

You arent one of the best skiers in the world and go home empty handed.

The great American Coca Cola / Visa / McDonalds sponsorship machine has brain washed all Americans into thinking that we were going to ride the coattails of Miller into dominating these games. Guess again....

All I know is that NBC had better be kissing Jake Burton's ass.

Anonymous said...

......as a side note, I also remember the Steve Vai 'Surfing with the Alien' tour when he opened for Stevie Ray Vaughn on tour and I was there on opening night here in NYC in the 80's.
He had planned on bringing Yngwie along as a special performer on the tour but Vai and Malmsteen fought after the show on opening night, and rumors of backstage fisticuffs bubbled up in Circus magazine.
I am skeptical as I imagine those 2 resorting to hair pulling, bitch slapping and peeing in each other's hair conditioner, at best.

Regardless, It was One and Done for Yngwie on that tour that should have been called "Guitar tools that open for Double Trouble"

Anonymous said...

.....sorry SWTA is Joe Satriani. I am going mental reflecting on my axe heroes of the 80's.

Anonymous said...

Oh, fuck off with that tired Great American Sponsorship Machine brainwashing shit. Are you really going to disagree with the fact that Bode Miller is the 2005 overall World Cup winner, as well as the 2005 world champion in the downhill?

I CANNOT believe I'm defending this choker - I really don't want to - but like it or not, it's not even in dispute that he is one of the best skiers in the world.

Or maybe I should say was?

Anonymous said...

Whatever......Michelle Kwan was "one of the best" too although she has never even been the nest American skater.

That bitch had better go back to West Garden Spa working the lunch shift.

Jackson said...

anonymous and synonymous
sitting in a tree
D. I. S. S. I. N. G.

Who cares.

Now about that womens curling....