Friday, January 20, 2006

Now THAT'S Terrorism

Zawahiri has released a 17-minute tape of poetry. I'm going to go out on a limb and guess that this is bad poetry. For starters, the poem is called "Tears in the Eyes of Time," which is about as close to a Jim Croce song title as you get out there in the hinterlands of Pakistan.

Next up, Zawahiri is going to release an awesome mix tape he made to remind him of the summer of 2004.

3 comments:

Chrispy said...

I'm all for sending drones to whichever studio they used to record this one.

Dave Cavalier said...

Zawahiri - "Can I double this?"
Engineer - "Just read"
Zawahiri - "Is there any way to get a warmer, Beatles sound?"
Engineer (Detonates suicide belt)

Chrispy said...

Hilarious.

Finally, we begin to understand the mind of the terrorist.