Wednesday, October 08, 2008

If You Are Not Busy Tomorrow

Last week I was out walking Wallace P. Sweetbeagle and Satan P. Cancerbeagle in the wee hours when I noticed a large white van on Jane Street with "www.lennonmurdertruth.com" painted on the sides and back.  There were a bunch of photocopies of what looked like a 1980s fanzine stuck under the windshield wipers, so I took one.

It's been quite a while since I've seen a photocopy of newpaper articles and typewritten text glued on a page.  At any rate, the author believes that Stephen King killed John Lennon under orders from Ronald W. Reagan and Richard M. Nixon.  This seems like a plausible theory.

If you agree, he will be holding a protest outside the ABC television offices on the Upper West Side tomorrow from 9 AM to 7 PM.

I, on the other hand, will be flying to North Carolina to visit my brother and nephews.  From there I will continue on to Shreveport, Lousiana to visit a friend for the weekend.  At 2,300 miles roundtrip, it will be the farthest I have flown the Fanta Plane.  There's a huge cold front that is just passing through my route of flight, bringing showers and instrument conditions, but the upside is that there is an enormous high pressure system behind it.  That means that Friday's leg to Shreveport will be in sunny, clear skies.




1 comment:

Andrea Sharfin said...

Good luck on your flight.