Monday, December 12, 2005

The Rock Calendar - Complete

First of all, I erred when I said the Rock Calendar starts on Zeptember 1st. It actually starts on Rocktober 1st.

Here is the full calendar

Rocktober
Yesvember
AC/December
Steely January
FebWhoary
Marchers of Loaf
NWApril
Mayden
Junesis
Julemmy
AuGWAR
Zeptember

Thanks to MikeDot, KeviNY1 and Johnny Strikes for their help.

7 comments:

stinkrock said...

You have to credit John for more than help. When he named August AuGWAR many (Keith) moons ago, he got this project rolling.

Also, I'm afraid that your contribution 'Steely January' isn't going to stick. Love 'em or hate 'em, they don't rock.

Dave Cavalier said...

Okay, Rock Calendar Nazi Droid

David Amulet said...

OK, I've heard Zep-tember and Rock-tober on the radio before. And, believe it or not, Mayden came up in a conversation once about 15 years ago.

But I have NEVER heard Marchers of Loaf as a monthly promotion before. If I ever do, that station has me tuned in for 31 days!

Mikedot: Give the M some credit--there's not much to work with in January! It's either his Steely Janaury pick ... or Jan-and-Dean-uary, which is worse.

In metal, the best I can come up with is Jan-thrax-uary. And that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

-- david

David Amulet said...

OK, I've heard Zep-tember and Rock-tober on the radio before. And, believe it or not, Mayden came up in a conversation once about 15 years ago.

But I have NEVER heard Marchers of Loaf as a monthly promotion before. If I ever do, that station has me tuned in for 31 days!

Mikedot: Give the M some credit--there's not much to work with in January! It's either his Steely Janaury pick ... or Jan-and-Dean-uary, which is worse.

In metal, the best I can come up with is Jan-thrax-uary. And that doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

-- david

Chrispy said...

JaniceJoplinuary?

Jackson said...

Anthraxuray works well.

Jackson said...

Some other thoughts:
Julemmy? Hey, I love Motorhead but it's a strech. Juliebach?

I don't get Marchers of Loaf, I'm so uncool.

Too bad about January. Steely January works best, but as it's been noted, doesn't fit the Rock Standard, so Jan and Deanuary, and Jan Hamuary, clearly won't work. Aimee Manuary? Canuary? Allman Brothers Banuary? Steeleye Spanuary? Spam, spam, eggs and spamuary?